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8th Grader Albert Simms Proofreads an Essay by Alex Berg

Aaaaand… There- I’ve finished my first draft. Mrs. Parker’s really been on my case about my homework lately, so this essay’s gotta be top notch. After the fiasco with my essay about the food web, I really need to pull … Continue reading

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Excuse Presented to Teacher for a Tardy Assignment By Rube Goldberg, Age 12

Alex Berg circa 2006 Dear Mrs. Smathersby, Please excuse the tardiness of this assignment. I understand that you are a stern taskmaster, and I did not mean to take your deadline of “Tuesday, before recess” lightly. However, I feel it … Continue reading

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