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Ahhh! Gotta Love These Quotes About Families!

I look forward to filling our house with family all year long….and then I long for a good nights sleep. Marry an orphan: you’ll never have to spend boring holidays with the in-laws. George Carlin If you don’t believe in ghosts, you’ve … Continue reading

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Malapropism Mayhem: Archie Bunker’s Chaotic Communications

Archie Bunker, the cranky patriarch in the 1970’s sitcom, “All in the Family” was well-known for mangling the English language. He was particularly skilled at malapropisms (misusing words that are similar in sound). We recently posted All in Good Fun: … Continue reading

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Oh Ho Ho the Holidays! Quotes About the Family

Are you enjoying the holidays? After a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one’s own relatives.  Oscar Wilde Home is where you are loved the most and act the worst. Marjorie Pay Hinckley Vegetarians, and their Hezbollah-like splinter faction, … Continue reading

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Quotes About Everyone’s Favorite Relative: Grandma!

Ahhhhh! Who doesn’t love a grandma? Grandma always made you feel she had been waiting to see just you all day and now the day was complete. Marcy DeMaree As I learned from growing up, you don’t mess with your … Continue reading

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Families are Like Fudge,Mostly Sweet with a Few Nuts:Quotes

Happiness is having a large,loving, caring, close-knit family in another city. George Burns As a child my family’s menu consisted of two choices-take it or leave it. Buddy Hacket If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may … Continue reading

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Cheers! Quotes About Drinking

Bottoms up! If it wasn’t for the olives in his martinis he’d starve to death. Milton Berle To alcohol! The cause of – and solution – to all of life’s problems. Homer Simpson Now don’t say you can’t swear off … Continue reading

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Oh Brother! Quotes About Brothers and Sisters

So nice to have siblings! Lord help the mister that comes between me and my sister… Irving Berlin Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life. Charles M. Schulz Growing up with two sisters, you either play … Continue reading

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Holiday House Guests: Naughty or Nice?

I think that if someone knows me well enough to visit and spend the night, that person should know that I am not particularly tidy…so why should I bother to clean the house? My husband disagrees so every November first … Continue reading

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Saul Kripke’s Christmas List

A post by Alex Berg from his early years. We must note that Saul Kripke is Jewish (his father was a Rabbi). To all interested parties, I1 would be happy to receive any of the following items2 as Christmas gifts: … Continue reading

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Funny Thanksgiving Quotes

According to Reba McEntire, “To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone. We agree. Here’s some zingers to help you through Thanksgiving Dinner: Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday. People travel thousands of … Continue reading

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