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Pucker Up, Buttercup! A Few Funny Quotes about Marriage

Erma Bombeck once said about marriage,”He who laughs, lasts.” Yep. Here’s a few funny quotes to help you get through the day laughing: Getting married for sex is like buying a 747 for the free peanuts. Jeff Foxworthy Marriage is the only … Continue reading

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Win? Place? Show? Horse Racing Quotes

Mint Juleps, elaborate hats, and betting! It’s almost time for the Kentucky Derby! You’re better off betting on a horse than betting on a man. A horse may not be able to hold you tight, but he doesn’t wanna wander … Continue reading

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National Doctors’ Day March 30th

Did you know that in the early 1990’s President George Bush officially declared March 30th National Doctors’ Day? So Saturday is the day to pat your favorite doctor on the back. At Mirth in a Box we are pleased to present … Continue reading

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Love And Dating: Quotes From Celebrities

With Valentines Day just around the corner we thought we’d see what some experts had to say about dating. Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy. Groucho Marx  A girl phoned me the other day and said… … Continue reading

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What is the Number One News Year’s Resolution?

Dieting! Here’s what a few of our favorite comedians have to say about that well-worn topic: The only time to eat diet food is while you’re waiting for the steak to cook. Julia Child My wife is a light eater. … Continue reading

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What? Mother in Law Jokes?

While I was pulling together some jokes on families I found way too many mother-in-law jokes. Good grief! I got off lucky! Hey! Wait a minute! I do have a son-in-law. I’m sure he would never make fun of me. … Continue reading

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Henny Youngman’s Doctor Jokes

The patient says, “Doctor, it hurts when I do this.” The doctor says, “Then don’t do that” The Doctor called Mrs. Cohen saying “Mrs. Cohen, your check came back.” Mrs. Cohen answered “So did my arthritis!” A doctor gave a … Continue reading

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Henny Youngman: King of the One Liner

Did you know that Henny Youngman’s comedy career began while working in a NYC print shop? He wrote scores of “comedy cards”-cards that had one line gags printed on them. Youngman is known best for telling a series of rapid … Continue reading

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