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Mummy! They’re Making Fun of You!!! Mummy Jokes

You’d have to be a stiff not to appreciate these great mummy jokes we dug up: Why don’t mummies have many friends? They are too wrapped up in themselves! What is a mummy’s favorite type of music? Rap music! Why don’t mummies … Continue reading

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Tickle Your Funny Bone with These Skeleton Jokes!

It is time to reach in to the closet and bring out the skeleton jokes. Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road? He didn’t have the guts! Why don’t skeletons like parties? No body to dance with! Who was the … Continue reading

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My Favorite Quotes About Halloween

Acting is like a Halloween mask that you put on. River Phoenix Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night. Steve Almond On Halloween parents send their kids out looking like me. Rodney Dangerfield Studio 54 made Halloween … Continue reading

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Bust a Gut Laughing at These Zombie Jokes

Do zombies eat their dinner with their fingers? No they eat their fingers separately! What’s a zombie’s favorite meal? A MANwich! What did the zombie do after she dumped her boyfriend? Wiped her butt! Why was the zombie expelled from … Continue reading

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Witty and Wacky Witch Jokes

We’ve got a cauldron full of witch jokes that are sure to make your tricker or treaters groan with pleasure! Why was the witch kicked out of school? She flunked spelling! Is it possible to tell twin witches apart? Nope. No one can tell which … Continue reading

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Ghost Jokes: Boo!

Sometimes Halloween parties can be just plain dead! Get your sheet-faced guests groaning with a few of these transparently silly ghost jokes: Why is it hard for a ghost to tell a lie?Because you can see right through him! What do ghosts serve for dessert? I scream! What do you … Continue reading

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Fangs for the Vampire Jokes!

Why did the vampire subscribe to the NY Times? Because he heard it had a great circulation! What did the vampire order at the bar? A Bloody Mary! Why does the vampire need cold medicine? For his coffin! Why are … Continue reading

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Spider Jokes: Put These in Your Tuffet!

Just in time for Halloween! What do you call two young married spiders? Newly webs! What do spiders eat in Paris?
 French flies! What did one spider say to another? Time’s fun when you’re having flies! Why do spiders spin webs?
 Because … Continue reading

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The 13 Best Black Cat Jokes!

Here’s a huge cat-a-logue of funny black cat jokes for Halloween.
 You are sure to be laughing up fur balls by the end of reading these! What is a black cat’s favorite color? 
Purrrrrr-ple! What did the black cat have … Continue reading

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Dracula’s October 31st To Do List

Count Dracula knows that for some vampires, Halloween can suck. Inefficiency drives the count batty so to prevent his favorite holiday from being a pain in the neck and to make his night run smoothly and efficiently, he plans carefully. … Continue reading

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