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Buggy Quotes: Insects, Bugs, and Arachnids

Mosquitoes are the greatest mass murderers on planet Earth. Katherine Applegate Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana. Groucho Marx We hope that, when the insects take over the world, they will remember with gratitude how … Continue reading

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Horray for Hollywood! Quotes from the Stars

The only reason I’m in Hollywood is that I don’t have the moral courage to refuse the money. Marlon Brando In Hollywood if you don’t have a shrink, people think you’re crazy. Johnny Carson I never go out unless I … Continue reading

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14 Classic Insults!

These are some of my favorite insults. What are yours? Tell me in the comment section below! He has no enemies but is intensely disliked by his friends. Oscar Wilde He has all of the virtues I dislike and none … Continue reading

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One Liners About Politicians!

In America you can go on the air and kid the politicians, and the politicians can go on the air and kid the people. Groucho Marx I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it’s the government. Woody … Continue reading

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Pucker Up, Buttercup! A Few Funny Quotes about Marriage

Erma Bombeck once said about marriage,”He who laughs, lasts.” Yep. Here’s a few funny quotes to help you get through the day laughing: Getting married for sex is like buying a 747 for the free peanuts. Jeff Foxworthy Marriage is the only … Continue reading

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