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Why Louis CK Can Make a Living as a Comedian

Couldn’t resist sharing a few of my favorite Louis CK lines: Kids are like buckets of disease that live in your house. The meal is not over when I’m full. The meal is over when I hate myself. I’m not … Continue reading

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Knock Knock! Open Your Door for These Jokes!

Knock Knock! Who’s there? Pecan. Pecan who? Pecan someone your own size! Knock Knock! Who’s there? Date! Date who? Date my brother this weekend? Knock Knock! Who’s there? Butter. Butter who? Butter open up quickly I need to use the … Continue reading

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Knock Knock! Who’s There? Bacon. Bacon Who?

Bacon a cake for your birthday! Knock Knock! Who’s there? Omelet. Omelet who? Omelet smarter than I look! Knock Knock! Who’s there? Ice Cream Ice cream who? Ice cream every time I see a ghost Knock Knock! Who’s there? Doughnut. … Continue reading

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