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From the Sick Bed: Doctor Jokes

Ugh! Got a rotten cold but what better time to dredge up some more doctor jokes? My personal favorite is the last one. Patient: Doctor! I’m dizzy for half an hour after I get up in the morning! Doctor: Try getting … Continue reading

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Prescription for a Broken Leg: Doctor Jokes!

If you have a friend who is recuperating from surgery, try these out: What’s the difference between God and a surgeon? God doesn’t think he’s a surgeon! An old man limped in to the doctor’s office complaining of a bum … Continue reading

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Sick in Bed? Some SIlly Sayings to Cheer You Up!

Not much can cheer me up when I’m sick in bed but some of these quotes got a smile out of me: I enjoy convalescence. It is the part that makes the illness worthwhile. George Bernard Shaw Serious illness doesn’t … Continue reading

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What Does the Dyslexic Cow Say? Yoga Jokes!

Ommmmmmmmm! Why doesn’t the yogi use a vacuum cleaner on his rug? Too many attachments! How does a yogi prepare her chickens for dinner? Nothing special. She just tells them they are going to die. What does yoga meditation and … Continue reading

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Having a Picnic with Knock Knock Jokes!

Knock Knock! Who’s there? Falafel. Falafel who? Falafel my bike & cut my knee! (this one’s for you, Adel!) Knock Knock! Who’s there? Catsup. Catsup who? Catsup on the roof. Should I bring him down? Knock Knock! Who’s there? Clara. … Continue reading

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Proverbs From India: Will the Crow, after Bathing, Become a Stork?

What the heck does “Will the crow, after bathing, become a stork?” mean(if you find out, do let me know)? Don’t have time to spend a month on an ashram? Or even an hour contemplating your navel? Here’s a few … Continue reading

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Charges Filed Cholesterol Testing Scandal

A grand jury indicted more than 50 overweight men in a covert nationwide sting aimed at uncovering wide spread fraud in cholesterol testing. Trying to avoid test results that could subject them to lifetime of high fiber foods and fish … Continue reading

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Pirate MD: Do You Have Scurvy?

Diseases affect pirates of all ages, backgrounds, and from all walks of life- in the Atlantic Ocean alone, there are approximately 5 million new cases of pirate-related diseases (PRDs) every year. Getting the facts about PRDs is becoming increasingly important. … Continue reading

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Laughter Quotes

Seems as if we are not the only people who think a dose of laughter is as important as a handful of vitamins. Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand. Mark Twain  Always laugh when you can, it is … Continue reading

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