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Stormy Weather? Read On!

Has a bit of rain got you down? A rainy day is the perfect time for a walk in the woods. Rachel Carson It always rains on tents. Rainstorms will travel thousands of miles, against prevailing winds for the opportunity … Continue reading

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Oy! Quotes About Politics

Politics and the weather! Seems that all anyone is talking about! I rarely meet a politician that I don’t like personally. They are generally well endowed with charm. Therein lies the danger. P J O’ Rourke A politician needs the … Continue reading

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Quotes About Politics and Politicians

If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them missionaries for dinner. H. L. Mencken  I don’t think we should be governing ourselves. What we need is a king, and every now and then if … Continue reading

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Happy Fourth of July! A Few Funny Quotes

I came across a few funny quotes about the 4th of July while I was looking for a new potato salad recipe. Enjoy! Dear America, Happy Independence Day and thanks for running the world since we retired (China wants the … Continue reading

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Is That Glass Half Empty or Half Full?

My friend Brian Bish recently got on a positivity kick. While scouting out optimism on the internet, I found plenty of references to “Is your glass half empty or half full?“. Here were some of my favorites: I guess I … Continue reading

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Remembering George Carlin on Earth Day

Who could forget George Carlin singing this: “Oh Beautiful for smoggy skies, insecticided grain, For strip-mined mountain’s majesty above the asphalt plain. America, America, man sheds his waste on thee, And hides the pines with billboard signs, from sea to … Continue reading

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Quotes on Politicians by the Famous and Infamous

I rarely meet a politician that I don’t like personally. They are generally well endowed with charm. Therein lies the danger. P. J. O’Rourke  In America, anyone can become president. That’s the problem.George Carlin If a politician found he had … Continue reading

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George Carlin Quotes

George Carlin once said, “I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.” At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the … Continue reading

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