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Summer Flower Jokes: Hold Your Nose!

 Gardeners and gardenias! Are these even a lily bit funny?  Why couldn’t the flower ride a bike? Because its pedals fell off! What is a flower’s favorite drink? Root beer! Which flower looks like it just lost a fight? Black-eyed … Continue reading

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Hand Picked Vegetable Jokes

These a-peeled to me! Why do potatoes make good detectives? Because they keep their eyes peeled! What do you call a stolen yam? A hot potato! What did one pickle say to the other? You mean a great dill to … Continue reading

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Spring Flower Jokes: We Love Them…We Love Them Not!

Ewwww! Some of these jokes need to be composted! Which flowers aren’t your friends? Anemones! What did the flower say to the judge? Iris my case! What type of flower grows on your face? Tulips! April showers bring May Flowers. … Continue reading

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