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Gardening Quotes to Make You Smile

Ahhhh! Tis the season to plant and pick! The fairest thing in nature, a flower, still has its roots in earth and manure. D. H. Lawrence The philosopher who said that work well done never needs doing over never weeded … Continue reading

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Why is No One Laughing at These Gardening Jokes?

Because they are so CORNY! But that has never stopped me…. What did the big flower say to the small flower? What’s up, bud! What is green and goes to a summer camp? A Brussels’ scout! Why did the Golden … Continue reading

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Hand Picked Vegetable Jokes

These a-peeled to me! Why do potatoes make good detectives? Because they keep their eyes peeled! What do you call a stolen yam? A hot potato! What did one pickle say to the other? You mean a great dill to … Continue reading

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I’m Digging These Garden Quotes!

All I want to do is garden all day long! Alas, I do not. If you have a  garden and a library, you have everything you need. Cicero A society grows great when old men plant trees whose shade they … Continue reading

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Farm Fresh Jokes

Picked just for you! Why did the farmer give an award to the scarecrow? He was outstanding in his field! Why don’t farmers pamper their cows? They would produce spoiled milk! What does the farmer say to his cows when … Continue reading

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Spring Flower Jokes: We Love Them…We Love Them Not!

Ewwww! Some of these jokes need to be composted! Which flowers aren’t your friends? Anemones! What did the flower say to the judge? Iris my case! What type of flower grows on your face? Tulips! April showers bring May Flowers. … Continue reading

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Blooming Flower Jokes!

Gardeners and Gardenias! We rooted around the internet to present to you with a bumper crop of flower jokes and puns: What were King Tut’s favorite flowers? Chrysanthemummies! What did the lawyer say to the judge? Iris my case! What … Continue reading

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