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Oh Peas! Here’s Some Rotten Vegetable Jokes!

These vegetable jokes can’t be beet: What do you call a stolen yam?
A hot potato! What did the carrot say to the celery? 
Lettuce rest, I’m feeling beet! Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing! Why … Continue reading

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Garden Harvest of Jokes

Here’s a bushel of garden jokes. Corny? Yes. Olive a good pun! Why do melons have fancy weddings? Because they cantaloupe. Why do potatoes make good detectives? Because they keep their eyes peeled. Did you hear about the gardener who … Continue reading

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