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8 Fun Quotes Aboout Babies

It seems as if everyone I know is having a baby! How many baby showers have you been to this past year? We spend the first 12 months of our children’s lives teaching them to walk and talk, and the … Continue reading

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Here Comes the Bride! Funny Quotes About Love and Marriage

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. Rodney Dangerfield I bought my wife a new car. She called and said,”There’s water in the carburetor!” I said,”Where’s the car?” She said, “In the lake!” Henny Youngman I … Continue reading

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Happy Birthday, Dr Seuss! My Favorite Quotes

Dr Seuss aka Theodor Seuss Geisel was born on March 2, 1904.  Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened. Adults are just outdated children. You are never too old, too wacky, too wild, to pick up a book … Continue reading

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The Holiday Office Party: RSVP Yes or No?

Ahhhhh. I don’t really have an office party any more. Do you? What I don’t like about Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day. Phyllis Diller Christmas begins about the first of December with an office party … Continue reading

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Best Medicine: Quotes to Cheer Up Your Sick Friend

Take two of these and call your doctor in the morning! It’s no longer a question of staying healthy. It’s a question of finding a sickness you like. Jackie Mason Be careful about reading health books.  You may die of … Continue reading

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Prometheus Voices A Concern by Alex Berg

Zeus? Can we talk for a second about this punishment you’ve meted out for me? And, before I begin, I am sorry about the whole giving fire to mankind thing. I didn’t think you’d take it like you did, and I … Continue reading

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A Children’s Primer For Amoebas by Alex Berg

This blog post was resurrected from the deep well of Alex Berg’s old blog, Microanalysis. Thanks, Alex! You’re a life saver! A Children’s Primer for Amoebas See Moe. See Moe’s amorphous body form pseudopodia. Locomote using pseudopodia, Moe, locomote using … Continue reading

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Is It Summer Yet?

Wake me up when summer begins(tomorrow)! How is it that one match can start a forest fire but it takes a whole box of matches to start a campfire? Christy Whitehead I wonder what it would be like to live … Continue reading

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Bigger Snacks Mean Bigger Slacks and Other Diet Quotes

Ugh. Take away my Doritos and I’m miserable. Misery loves company so I’ve compiled a few appropriate quotes about diets: I lied on my Weight Watchers list.  I put down that I had 3 eggs… but they were Cadbury chocolate … Continue reading

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Hansel & Gretel’s Moral Quandary Upon Finding An Untended Gingerbread House In The Forest

Hansel: Inasmuch as gingerbread is a man made substance, and we are men (in the general sense of the term), there is no reason we should not eat this gingerbread house. No beast in this realm or any other feasts … Continue reading

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