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Hiss! The Claws Are Out! Snarky Celebrity Quotes

Is nothing sacred? Nope! Makes it entertaining for the rest of us. Even Jane Austen gets slammed! Marlon (Brando) has yet to learn to speak. He should have been born two generations before and acted in silent films. Richard Burton … Continue reading

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14 Classic Insults!

These are some of my favorite insults. What are yours? Tell me in the comment section below! He has no enemies but is intensely disliked by his friends. Oscar Wilde He has all of the virtues I dislike and none … Continue reading

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8 Fun Quotes Aboout Babies

It seems as if everyone I know is having a baby! How many baby showers have you been to this past year? We spend the first 12 months of our children’s lives teaching them to walk and talk, and the … Continue reading

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Here Comes the Bride! Funny Quotes About Love and Marriage

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. Rodney Dangerfield I bought my wife a new car. She called and said,”There’s water in the carburetor!” I said,”Where’s the car?” She said, “In the lake!” Henny Youngman I … Continue reading

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Happy Birthday, Dr Seuss! My Favorite Quotes

Dr Seuss aka Theodor Seuss Geisel was born on March 2, 1904.  Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened. Adults are just outdated children. You are never too old, too wacky, too wild, to pick up a book … Continue reading

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The Holiday Office Party: RSVP Yes or No?

Ahhhhh. I don’t really have an office party any more. Do you? What I don’t like about Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day. Phyllis Diller Christmas begins about the first of December with an office party … Continue reading

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Best Medicine: Quotes to Cheer Up Your Sick Friend

Take two of these and call your doctor in the morning! It’s no longer a question of staying healthy. It’s a question of finding a sickness you like. Jackie Mason Be careful about reading health books.  You may die of … Continue reading

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Prometheus Voices A Concern by Alex Berg

Zeus? Can we talk for a second about this punishment you’ve meted out for me? And, before I begin, I am sorry about the whole giving fire to mankind thing. I didn’t think you’d take it like you did, and I … Continue reading

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A Children’s Primer For Amoebas by Alex Berg

This blog post was resurrected from the deep well of Alex Berg’s old blog, Microanalysis. Thanks, Alex! You’re a life saver! A Children’s Primer for Amoebas See Moe. See Moe’s amorphous body form pseudopodia. Locomote using pseudopodia, Moe, locomote using … Continue reading

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Is It Summer Yet?

Wake me up when summer begins(tomorrow)! How is it that one match can start a forest fire but it takes a whole box of matches to start a campfire? Christy Whitehead I wonder what it would be like to live … Continue reading

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