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Dribble Glasses: In Search of the Perfect Prank

Lab Notes: A dribble glass is an seemingly innocent glass with tiny, virtually undectectable holes in the sides, usually covered by etchings or painted designs. When an unsuspecting victim drinks from this glass, liquid dribbles down his chin and hilarity … Continue reading

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May you find the bees but not the honey! Clever Curses!

In honor of Saint Patrick’s Day I found some delightfully devilish curses: May you be afflicted with the itch but have no nails to scratch with! May you go to hell and not have a drop of porter to quench … Continue reading

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Horray for Hollywood! Quotes from the Stars

The only reason I’m in Hollywood is that I don’t have the moral courage to refuse the money. Marlon Brando In Hollywood if you don’t have a shrink, people think you’re crazy. Johnny Carson I never go out unless I … Continue reading

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Oy! Quotes About Politics

Politics and the weather! Seems that all anyone is talking about! I rarely meet a politician that I don’t like personally. They are generally well endowed with charm. Therein lies the danger. P J O’ Rourke A politician needs the … Continue reading

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Football Quotes

If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. Erma Bombeck Football players, like prostitutes, are in the business of ruining their bodies for the pleasure of strangers.  Merle Kessler The reason women … Continue reading

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Will Rogers on Politics and Politicians

Will Rogers was an American Renaissance man. His lassoing talents landed him in the Guinness Book of World Records. His cowboy skills helped launch a career in vaudeville and Rogers later became a popular Hollywood movie star. Will Rogers went … Continue reading

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8th Grader Albert Simms Proofreads an Essay by Alex Berg

Aaaaand… There- I’ve finished my first draft. Mrs. Parker’s really been on my case about my homework lately, so this essay’s gotta be top notch. After the fiasco with my essay about the food web, I really need to pull … Continue reading

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Espresso Yourself! 12 of the Coolest Coffee Mugs

I start every morning with a large cup of black coffee. My coffee cup is very important to me. It can be neither too big, nor too small. If I need to run out the door, it better fit nicely … Continue reading

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Hiss! The Claws Are Out! Snarky Celebrity Quotes

Is nothing sacred? Nope! Makes it entertaining for the rest of us. Even Jane Austen gets slammed! Marlon (Brando) has yet to learn to speak. He should have been born two generations before and acted in silent films. Richard Burton … Continue reading

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14 Classic Insults!

These are some of my favorite insults. What are yours? Tell me in the comment section below! He has no enemies but is intensely disliked by his friends. Oscar Wilde He has all of the virtues I dislike and none … Continue reading

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