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College Graduation Quotes

Posted on May 17, 2013 by Gay Gasser

Know someone who is graduating from college this year? Not only will they be getting a nice diploma but they’ll be getting lots of advice. Here’s some pearls of wisdom I thought were particularly appropriate: To those of you who … Continue reading →

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Oh Oh Oh Oxymorons!

Posted on May 7, 2013 by Gay Gasser

Just feeling a bit of love for those delightfully incongruous figures of speech, oxymorons. Non-alcoholic beer Sour candy Pretty bad Deafening silence Clear as mud Easy labor Mandatory volunteering Great Depression Random order Original copy Come on! Let me know … Continue reading →

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Nancy Drew and Nick Nickerson Call it Quits after 60 Years

Posted on April 17, 2013 by Gay Gasser

Teenage sweethearts, Nancy Drew and Nick Nickerson have decided to separate after 60 years of courtship. A spokesperson for Ms Drew claimed the split was amicable and cited irreconcilable differences. A source close to Mr. Nickerson hinted that Nancy’s relationship … Continue reading →

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5 Great Quotes About College

Posted on April 5, 2013 by Gay Gasser

Sigh! Spent most of my time at college counting the days until I graduated. Looking back…those were fun times! Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.Mark Twain College is a refuge from hasty judgment.Robert Frost College is a … Continue reading →

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Joan Rivers on Doctors

Posted on March 18, 2013 by Gay Gasser

I had a cold and my doctor recommended coffee enemas. I can never go back to Starbucks… You know you’ve reached middle age when you’re cautioned to slow down by your doctor, instead of by the police. You know it’s … Continue reading →

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St Patrick’s Day Jokes

Posted on March 11, 2013 by Gay Gasser

What is out on the lawn all summer and is Irish? Paddy O’ Furniture What do you call a fake stone in Ireland? A sham rock! What do you call an Irishman who keeps bouncing off of walls?Rick O’ Shea! … Continue reading →

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Embarrassing Moments In The Brief Life Of A Fruit Fly

Posted on March 6, 2013 by Gay Gasser

From the found journals of D. melanogaster. Transcribed by Alex Berg in 2006. Dear Fliary- Today was soooooooooooo embarassing. I sat talking with Ronald (yes, the guy from the banana) for nearly an hour. When he finally took off, I … Continue reading →

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Tarzan Jokes

Posted on February 25, 2013 by Gay Gasser

One late night 30 years ago my boyfriend, soon to be husband, rattled off a string of Tarzan jokes. I could not stop laughing. Perhaps it was the delivery! Here they are. You be the judge: What did Tarzan say when … Continue reading →

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Love And Dating: Quotes From Celebrities

Posted on February 8, 2013 by Gay Gasser

With Valentines Day just around the corner we thought we’d see what some experts had to say about dating. Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy. Groucho Marx  A girl phoned me the other day and said… … Continue reading →

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Football Jokes: This Year We Insert NY Jets

Posted on January 28, 2013 by Gay Gasser

Unfortunately the 2012 season has made The New York Jets the butt of many jokes. What do you call a Jets fan with half a brain? Gifted! If you see a Jets fan on a bike, why should you not … Continue reading →

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