Tag Archives: Funny Valentines Day gifts

Valentines Day Jokes

Forgive me. I have always loved a corny jokes and Valentines Day (via Valentines Day cards) is the mother lode of puns. Why didn’t Cupid shoot his arrow at the lawyer’s heart? He can’t hit a target that small ! … Continue reading

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Knock, Knock Jokes for Valentines Day

Perhaps for some people Valentines Day means a candlelit dinner, Barry White crooning in the background and sappy poetry but for the rest of us it is just another excuse to bat about some puns. Here’s some classic Knock Knock … Continue reading

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A Cornacopia of Puns

A CORNACOPIA OF PUNS Here are the lyrics of an old chestnut of a song originally sung by Wally Cox and probably never sung by anyone afterwards. Many, many thanks to Susan Wheeler who found the lyrics to this toe-tapping … Continue reading

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Cupid’s February To Do List

1. Buy spare pair of Spanx 2. Bleach diaper 3. Dry clean wings 4. Dermatologist’s appt to have mole removed from butt. 5. Order case of liquid Viagra from Pfizer 6. Appt for full body wax 7. Confirm interview with … Continue reading

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How Darn Lovable Am I? A Valentine’s Day Quiz for the Non-Introspective

As soon as the Valentines’ Day cards appear in the pharmacy, bright red hearts decorate the stores and Victoria Secret ads begin promoting love lures on  TV, many people experience a tidal wave of self pity, insecurities and crippling self … Continue reading

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Valentines Day Cards- No Thank You!

If you got one of these Valentines Day cards from someone you barely knew, what would you think? This collection is from a notorious stalker’s underground compound. Mirth in a Box sells funny and unusual gift boxes. We love Valentines … Continue reading

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A Loner’s Guide to Valentine’s Day

Mirth in a Box is delighted to have Jessica Kent as our guest blogger! Gee, we all think you are super special! Kisses! A Loner’s Guide to Valentine’s Day As Valentine’s Day approaches, we find it is important to remind … Continue reading

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Great Valentine Gift Boxes From Mirth in a Box

There are 2 kinds of people in the world: those that celebrate Valentines Day and those that don’t. If you fall in to the former category here are a few ideas for novel gifts: Be Mine Fabio told us that … Continue reading

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Valentines Day Cards: Do These Seem a Tad Inappropriate?

We at Mirth love old Valentines Day cards and as we were going through our stash we noticed a few that seemed a bit inappropriate for children. Kidnapping? 3 ways? Woman and woman? Frigidity? Yes, it was a long day. … Continue reading

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My Funny Valentine

‘Ears a fews corny jokes for Valentines Day! Peas pass them along! What did the caveman give his wife on Valentine’s Day? Ughs and kisses! What did the boy sheep say to the girl sheep on Valentine’s Day? I Love Ewe! What did … Continue reading

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