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A Dozen Funny Quotes About Mothers

When your mother asks, ‘Do you want a piece of advice?’ it is a mere formality. It doesn’t matter if you answer yes or no. You’re going to get it anyway. Erma Bombeck I told my mother-in-law that my house … Continue reading

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Funny Quotes About Babies!

I can’t think why mothers love them. All babies do is leak at both ends. Douglas Feaver My friend has a baby. I’m recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant.Stephen Wright Now … Continue reading

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11 Amazing Coco Chanel Quotes

Wow. Could not stop at 10! May my legend prosper and thrive. I wish it a long and happy life. Nothing goes out of fashion sooner than a long dress with a very low neck. A fashion that does not … Continue reading

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Quotes for Dog Lovers

I’ve been knee deep in dogs lately and loving it (they are sleeping right now). Here’s a apt lines about dogs from some of my favorite funny people: You can say any fool thing to a dog, and the dog … Continue reading

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Happy Fourth of July! A Few Funny Quotes

I came across a few funny quotes about the 4th of July while I was looking for a new potato salad recipe. Enjoy! Dear America, Happy Independence Day and thanks for running the world since we retired (China wants the … Continue reading

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Have A Very Merry Christmas: 7 Funny Quotes

I stopped believing in Santa when my mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked  for my autograph. Shirley Temple Next to a circus there aint nothing that packs up and tears out faster than … Continue reading

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Keep on Smiling. Funny Thanksgiving Day Quotes

I guess the only perfect Thanksgiving dinners were at Norman Rockwell’s house. On Thanksgiving Day, all over America, families sit down to dinner at the same moment – halftime.  Anonymous Who knew the pilgrims liked football so much ? John … Continue reading

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College Graduation Quotes

Know someone who is graduating from college this year? Not only will they be getting a nice diploma but they’ll be getting lots of advice. Here’s some pearls of wisdom I thought were particularly appropriate: To those of you who … Continue reading

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Ah Winter! Quotes About Snow

I have always felt lucky to live where winter means snow-and lots of it! Not everyone feels the same. Until I came to Canada I never knew ‘snow‘ was a four letter word. Alberto Manguel When it snows, you have … Continue reading

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Jonathan Winters Quotes

Jonathan Winters could always make me laugh. I couldn’t wait for success, so I went ahead without it.  God is in my head, but the devil is in my pants. Nothing is impossible. Some things are just less likely than … Continue reading

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