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Telling Friend About New Boyfriend Who Works on Manhattan Project Without Spilling Classified Info

Well, I met MP while I was on a camping trip in New Mexico. I just love the southwest so much, and I needed some “me time” to recover from the whole Jon affair- criminy, he’s an unreasonable man. Thank … Continue reading

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Excuse Presented to Teacher for a Tardy Assignment By Rube Goldberg, Age 12

Alex Berg circa 2006 Dear Mrs. Smathersby, Please excuse the tardiness of this assignment. I understand that you are a stern taskmaster, and I did not mean to take your deadline of “Tuesday, before recess” lightly. However, I feel it … Continue reading

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What Makes You Laugh?

We asked a few people what makes them laugh. Guess what the number one answer was! What makes you laugh? We really want to know! Mirth in a Box sells care packages and gifts to cheer your friends whenever they … Continue reading

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Financial Funnies: Banker Jokes

Who ever said bankers don’t have a sense of humor? Oh wait, these jokes are ABOUT bankers, not written BY bankers. Never mind. How does one make a million dollars in the stock market? Start with two million dollars! What’s … Continue reading

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What’s the Difference Between Tax Avoidance & Tax Evasion?

 Jail! Here’s a few more jokes to take the sting out of Tax Day: What’s the definition of a good tax accountant? Someone who has a loophole named after him. Where do homeless accountants live? In a tax shelter! (Thank you, … Continue reading

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A Gargoyle Applies for a Job as a Night Watchman

M. Firebrand: Hi, thanks for having me. M. Salopard: According to your resume the pleasure is all mine, Monsieur…. M. Firebrand: Firebrand. M. Salopard: M. Firebrand. Of course. Let’s begin the interview, shall we? Tell me, M. Firebrand- why have … Continue reading

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Del Close Marathon 2013 Dates!

Rumor has it that the Del Close Marathon will forever now, until someone changes it, run during the last weekend of June. This is hearsay, but let’s hope it is true. I remember this 3 day comedy weekend being as … Continue reading

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Lawyer Jokes Part 2

Here’s some more jokes for our bulging “lawyer jokes” file: What’s the difference between a porcupine and two lawyers in a Porsche? The porcupine has the pricks on the outside. Why does California have the most lawyers, and New Jersey … Continue reading

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What is the Second Most Common New Year’s Resolution?

You probably guessed it-Exercise! It certainly seems like a good idea after 5 glasses of champagne. Do any of these quotes caption how you feel about exercise on January 2nd? My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit. Phyllis … Continue reading

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A Nutcracker Waxes Passionate About His Profession A Guest Post by Alex Berg

Alex, I was going to edit with a machete but changed my mind. Thanks, First Born! Oh man- look at that bowl of roasted nuts over there. What a great looking mix… The large, rounded shapes of the walnuts are … Continue reading

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