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Who Would Have Thought? Jokes About Politicians

Can’t stay up for the late shows? Here are some evergreen political jokes: Why should politicians be buried 20 feet deep?Because deep down, they’re really good people! What’s the difference between a politician and a shopping cart?A politician holds more … Continue reading

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Magic Eight Balls: Distractions and Diversions

Lab Notes: Many people spend their lives searching for answers. They turn to drugs or alcohol, snacks or crack, Tarot cards and crystals, palm readers and  phrenologists, astrology, and even psychiatry. Here at Mirth in a Box we have always … Continue reading

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What is the Number One News Year’s Resolution?

Dieting! Here’s what a few of our favorite comedians have to say about that well-worn topic: The only time to eat diet food is while you’re waiting for the steak to cook. Julia Child My wife is a light eater. … Continue reading

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Rita Rudner Quotes

I don’t plan to grow old gracefully. I plan to have face-lifts until my ears meet. I got kicked out of ballet class because I pulled a groin muscle. It wasn’t mine. (Did you know she was a dancer before … Continue reading

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Paula Poundstone: One Funny Woman

Here are a few classic Paula Poundstone quotes: My mom said she learned how to swim when someone took her out in the lake and threw her off the boat. I said, ‘Mom, they weren’t trying to teach you how … Continue reading

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Urban Areas Report Rise in Sincerity

A disturbing trend has been detected in several large US metropolitan areas: civility has increased and hostility has taken a nosedive in the past decade. What is even more troubling is the fact that young urbanites have taken to greeting … Continue reading

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George Carlin Quotes

George Carlin once said, “I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.” At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the … Continue reading

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Farley Elliot and Scandal! Garner Top TIme Slot at Del Close. Finally.

Today’s interview is with Farley Elliot who will be traveling from Los Angeles back to the state of his birth next week for the Del Close Marathon. This much anticipated  NYC event features comedians from all over the world and … Continue reading

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Fishing Jokes

What do you call a fish with no eye? A FSH. Where do fish wash up?  In a river basin. If fish lived on land, what country would they live in? Finland What do sea monsters eat? Fish and ships … Continue reading

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Hockey Jokes

What do the Canadian Maple leafs and the Titanic have on common?  They both look good until they hit the ice.                                        … Continue reading

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