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Happy President’s Day Jokes

Posted on February 18, 2013 by Gay Gasser

Today is a day not just for mattress sales! Here’s a few jokes told at the expense of George Washington and Abe Lincoln: Why was Abe Lincoln born in a log cabin? Because it was too cold to be born … Continue reading →

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What is the Number One News Year’s Resolution?

Posted on January 1, 2013 by Gay Gasser

Dieting! Here’s what a few of our favorite comedians have to say about that well-worn topic: The only time to eat diet food is while you’re waiting for the steak to cook. Julia Child My wife is a light eater. … Continue reading →

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Romney Obama Fisticuffs? Open Up a Can of Whoop Ass!

Posted on September 19, 2012 by Gay Gasser

Good grief! It’s been four years since the last presidential election. I had forgotten how vitriolic dinner partisan party conversations can be. What to do? Open up a can of whoop ass on those political pontificators! Literally! Mirth in a … Continue reading →

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Who Would Have Thought? Jokes About Politicians

Posted on September 17, 2012 by Gay Gasser

Can’t stay up for the late shows? Here are some evergreen political jokes: Why should politicians be buried 20 feet deep?Because deep down, they’re really good people! What’s the difference between a politician and a shopping cart?A politician holds more … Continue reading →

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Rita Rudner Quotes

Posted on August 31, 2012 by Gay Gasser

I don’t plan to grow old gracefully. I plan to have face-lifts until my ears meet. I got kicked out of ballet class because I pulled a groin muscle. It wasn’t mine. (Did you know she was a dancer before … Continue reading →

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Paula Poundstone: One Funny Woman

Posted on August 17, 2012 by Gay Gasser

Here are a few classic Paula Poundstone quotes: My mom said she learned how to swim when someone took her out in the lake and threw her off the boat. I said, ‘Mom, they weren’t trying to teach you how … Continue reading →

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Urban Areas Report Rise in Sincerity

Posted on August 1, 2012 by Gay Gasser

A disturbing trend has been detected in several large US metropolitan areas: civility has increased and hostility has taken a nosedive in the past decade. What is even more troubling is the fact that young urbanites have taken to greeting … Continue reading →

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George Carlin Quotes

Posted on July 27, 2012 by Gay Gasser

George Carlin once said, “I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.” At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the … Continue reading →

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Farley Elliot and Scandal! Garner Top TIme Slot at Del Close. Finally.

Posted on June 18, 2012 by Gay Gasser

Today’s interview is with Farley Elliot who will be traveling from Los Angeles back to the state of his birth next week for the Del Close Marathon. This much anticipated  NYC event features comedians from all over the world and … Continue reading →

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Fishing Jokes

Posted on June 11, 2012 by Gay Gasser

What do you call a fish with no eye? A FSH. Where do fish wash up?  In a river basin. If fish lived on land, what country would they live in? Finland What do sea monsters eat? Fish and ships … Continue reading →

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