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Back To School: Teacher Jokes

Oh dear! Where did the summer go? It time for students to go back to school and time for Mirth in a Box to pull out the teacher jokes. Why did the teacher turn the lights on? Because her class … Continue reading

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I’ve Fallen and I Can’t Giddy Up! Horse Jokes

What did the horse say when it fell? I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup! How long should a horse’s legs be? Long enough to reach the ground! What do you ask a sad horse? Why the long face? Did you … Continue reading

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Preamble to An Eruption by Alex Berg

Declaration Of Eruption Despite my prior record of volcanic dormancy, the subduction of the convergent plate boundary upon which I am stationed has resulted in an abnormal lithospheric pressure differential which shall be remedied during the week of January 8th, … Continue reading

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Theories By Einstein From His Time At The Swiss Patent Office by Alex Berg

Thank you to Alex Berg c 2006~ Other Theories Penned By Einstein During His Period Of Employment At The Swiss Patent Office Theory on the flow of time during lunch breaks Through observations conducted over the course of the past … Continue reading

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The Wright Brothers Politely Defer to One Another by Alex Berg

The Wright Brothers, like Alex Berg, had their ideas and inventions nurtured by their time spent in the glorious state of Ohio(see below for ongoing debate about the birthplace of aviation). Orville: Really, Wilbur, stop this silly bickering and get … Continue reading

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Having Seconds? Cannibal Jokes

Here’s another dollop of cannibal jokes!  When do cannibals leave the table?  When everyone’s eaten! What do cannibals eat for dessert?  Chocolate covered aunts! What is a cannibal’s favorite game?  Swallow the leader! What did the cannibals do at the … Continue reading

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These are Crazy! Russian Proverbs

A few pithy gems from Mother Russia: A fly cannot enter a closed mouth. Even a blind squirrel finds an acorn sometimes. Fear the Greeks bearing gifts. Small children give you headache; big children heartache. Rooster today, feather duster tomorrow. … Continue reading

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Bubbe Said What? Yiddish Proverbs

I LOVE these Yiddish proverbs! Your health comes first; you can always hang yourself later. If you want your dreams to come true, don’t over sleep. A man is not honest simply because he never had a chance to steal … Continue reading

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Super Duper Collection of Knock Knock Jokes

Need an endless supply of Knock Knock Jokes? Here are links to all the Knock Knock jokes we’ve posted between Jan 2013 and August 2013 (don’t judge!): Knock Knock Jokes for the Happy Camper  Oh No! More Knock Knock Jokes … Continue reading

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Hipster Jokes for Those Who Swim in the Mainstream

Remember the first hipster? Oh wait. You’ve probably never heard of him. Anyway, now that hipster awareness is surfacing in the  mainstream, hipsters are fair game for jokes. How did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his coffee before … Continue reading

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