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Irish Proverbs

Proverb [PORHvurb] noun- A short pithy saying in frequent and widespread use that expresses a basic truth or practical precept. You’ve got to do your own growing, no matter how tall your grandfather was. It is better to spend money like … Continue reading

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Thanksgiving Jokes: Real Turkeys!

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims! What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children? If your father could see you now, he’d turn over in his gravy! What sound does a space turkey make? Hubble, … Continue reading

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Thanksgiving Day Dinner: Gobble and Oink!

Irv Kupcinet once said, “An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day.” Probably true. I consider myself to be an optimist. In fact I’ll have my glass half-filled all day with highly caloric beverages. Thanksgiving, … Continue reading

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“I See” Said the Blind Man: Wellerisms

My father thought wellerisms were soooo funny! His favorite was “I see,” said the blind man. I would politely chuckle while he was cackling at his own cleverness. Wellerisms are, without getting too technical, a type of pun based on … Continue reading

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Mirth Employee Spontaneously Combusts

Fairfield, CT A disgruntled employee at the Mirth in a Box corporate headquarters, Eva Destruction, “went postal” yesterday and allegedly caused the spontaneous combustion of fellow employee, Frank Furter, during a heated argument in the lunchroom. Ms. Destruction had been heard … Continue reading

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Spring Fever:It’s Contagious!

Fairfield, CT As of March 20st, spring is officially in the air and the United States braces for yet another epidemic of Spring Fever. Researchers at the CDC in Atlanta are studying to see if this year’s strain of spring … Continue reading

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Snake in a Mint Can: In Search of the Perfect Prank

Lab Notes: Originally tested on Mr. Adams’ wife, this domesticated bit of hijinx was first called “Snake in a Jam Jar”. This heart-stopping joke then morphed into myriad permutations, the most popular being “Snake in a Nut Can” and “Snake … Continue reading

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Halloween Gift Ideas: Creepy, Crazy & Cute!

Boo hoo! Beware this Halloween! Some cities in the United States have adopted age limits for costumed trick or treaters who travel door to door in search of candy! That’s right! Teenagers and adults may need to look elsewhere for … Continue reading

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The Hostess Gets the Mostess!

The Hostess Gets the Mostess! Life can be a minefield of social stressors: now multiply that by one billion for those popular people that are invited to party after party!  Not only do they need to worry about what to … Continue reading

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College Roommate Compatibility Quiz

Roommate Compatibility Questionnaire Choose one of the following options to best describe the normal state of your room: 1. Bed made daily, dirty clothes in hamper. 2. Bed clothes washed within the past month, dirty clothes in one corner of … Continue reading

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