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Thanks to Miracles of Modern Science, Old Man Winter May Never Die!
Several decades ago Mr. Winter enrolled in top secret experimental Anti-Aging Trial by a branch of the EPA called Fountain of Youth or FOY. Old Man Winter was put on an aggressive exercise regiment as well as a low fat … Continue reading
Valentines Day Jokes
Forgive me. I have always loved a corny jokes and Valentines Day (via Valentines Day cards) is the mother lode of puns. Why didn’t Cupid shoot his arrow at the lawyer’s heart? He can’t hit a target that small ! … Continue reading
Funny Thanksgiving Quotes
According to Reba McEntire, “To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone. We agree. Here’s some zingers to help you through Thanksgiving Dinner: Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday. People travel thousands of … Continue reading
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Rodent Jokes: These are Nutty!
Why do squirrels sleep on their backs? To keep their nuts dry! Which ballet do squirrels like best? The Nutcracker! Why did the chipmunk cross the road? To prove to the possum that it could be done! What is a … Continue reading
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Outlandish Oxymorons Revealed!
What do jumbo shrimp, fun run & Civil War all have in common? They are all oxymorons! Here’s what Webster says about oxymorons: Oxymoron [ok-si-MOHR-uh] noun A figure of speech by which a locution produces an seemingly self-contradictory effect. Here’s a few … Continue reading
Oh Please! Portmanteaus
English would be so boring if it never changed. Portmanteaus are new words that are formed by joining two others and combining their meanings. See if you can guess which to words were combined to make these mashups: Muppet Ginormous … Continue reading
Phyllis Diller on Motherhood
94-year-old Phyllis Diller didn’t start her career in comedy until she was in her late 30′s. Raising 6 children gave her plenty of material. Here are a few of Diller’s observations on her days as a housewife: My cooking is … Continue reading
Sexto de Mayo- Did I Do That?
Cinco de Mayo, though originally meant to celebrate Mexican heritage, has become a day that is synonymous with party! Ah! Tacos burritos, guacamole, nachos platters washed down with Tequila Sunrises, Marguerites, and cold Dos XXs all enjoyed with a decibel-laden … Continue reading
Tabloid, Desperate for Respect, Scorns Octomom and Levy Johnston
In a bold attempt to gain the esteem of mainstream media, The National Enquirer has sworn off coverage of Levy Johnston and Nadya Suleman. The Enquirer felt deeply hurt by its exclusion from the White House Correspondents Dinner last Saturday … Continue reading
