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Fruit Jokes: Sweet and Sour and Sassy

Pucker up! Why did the orange stop? Because, it ran outta juice. What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATHE! What did the grape say when he was pinched? Nothing, he gave a little wine. Why aren’t … Continue reading

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9 Pit-iful Fruit Jokes

When life gives you lemons…make fun of them! Why did the man lose his job at the orange juice factory? He couldn’t concentrate! Did you hear the joke about the peach? It is pit-iful! Why were the strawberries so upset? … Continue reading

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A Bushel of Knock Knock Jokes!

These punderful jokes are garden-inspired! Knock Knock! Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you going to let me in? Knock Knock! Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you! Knock Knock! Who’s there? Honey Dew! Honey Dew who? Honey Dew be … Continue reading

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