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Ahhh! Gotta Love These Quotes About Families!

I look forward to filling our house with family all year long….and then I long for a good nights sleep. Marry an orphan: you’ll never have to spend boring holidays with the in-laws.¬†George¬†Carlin If you don’t believe in ghosts, you’ve … Continue reading

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Families are Like Fudge,Mostly Sweet with a Few Nuts:Quotes

Happiness is having a large,loving, caring, close-knit family in another city. George Burns As a child my family’s menu consisted of two choices-take it or leave it. Buddy Hacket If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may … Continue reading

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Daddy Dearest: Fathers’ Day Quotes

Human beings are the only creatures on Earth that allow their children to come back home. Bill Cosby Children are a great comfort in your old age. And they help you reach it faster too. Lionel Kauffman By the time … Continue reading

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