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Football Quotes

If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. Erma Bombeck Football players, like prostitutes, are in the business of ruining their bodies for the pleasure of strangers. ¬†Merle Kessler The reason women … Continue reading

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Keep on Smiling. Funny Thanksgiving Day Quotes

I guess the only perfect Thanksgiving dinners were at Norman Rockwell’s house. On Thanksgiving Day, all over America, families sit down to dinner at the same moment – halftime.¬† Anonymous Who knew the pilgrims liked football so much ? John … Continue reading

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