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Hold Your Nose! Truly Cheesy Valentines Day Jokes

We’re fondue puns. Did we miss any? What did the piece of Swiss cheese say to the block of cheddar? You’re looking sharp! What did the provolone say to his Dutch friend? You’re looking Gouda! What did the Rouquefort say … Continue reading

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Having a Picnic with Knock Knock Jokes!

Knock Knock! Who’s there? Falafel. Falafel who? Falafel my bike & cut my knee! (this one’s for you, Adel!) Knock Knock! Who’s there? Catsup. Catsup who? Catsup on the roof. Should I bring him down? Knock Knock! Who’s there? Clara. … Continue reading

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Serving Up Food Jokes

Why did the donut go to the dentist? Because it needed a chocolate filling! Did the grape cry when someone stepped on it? No. It just let out a little whine! Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because … Continue reading

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Knock Knock! Who’s There? Bacon. Bacon Who?

Bacon a cake for your birthday! Knock Knock! Who’s there? Omelet. Omelet who? Omelet smarter than I look! Knock Knock! Who’s there? Ice Cream Ice cream who? Ice cream every time I see a ghost Knock Knock! Who’s there? Doughnut. … Continue reading

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