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Catch of the Day: Quotes About Fishing!

Calling fishing a hobby is like calling brain surgery a job.  Paul Schullery In Mexico we have a word for sushi: Bait. Jose Simon Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali.  He was using a dotted line.  He caught … Continue reading

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Just for the Halibut: Fishing Quotes

If you know any more, let minnow!  If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there’d be a shortage of fishing poles. Doug Larson There’s a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot. … Continue reading

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Trawling for Fishing Jokes

Here’s the catch of the day: What’s the best kind of music to listen to when you are fishing? Something catchy! Why was the fisherman say he was glad his fish got away? There wasn’t room enough for both of … Continue reading

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Why Don’t Sharks Attack Lawyers? Fish Jokes

Professional courtesy! Why did Batman and Robin stop fishing together? Robin ate all the worms! What do you call a fish with no eye? Fsh! What did the fish say when he swam in to a wall? Damn! What do … Continue reading

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