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We’re Hooked- Fish Jokes

What happens when the tuna fisherman has a bad day? He gets canned! What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh! Where do fish clean up? In a river basin! Where do fish sleep at night? On the … Continue reading

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Just for the Halibut: Fishing Quotes

If you know any more, let minnow!  If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there’d be a shortage of fishing poles. Doug Larson There’s a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot. … Continue reading

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Trawling for Fishing Jokes

Here’s the catch of the day: What’s the best kind of music to listen to when you are fishing? Something catchy! Why was the fisherman say he was glad his fish got away? There wasn’t room enough for both of … Continue reading

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Oh Buoy! Tackling Fish Quotes!

Reel funny! A fishing pole is a stick with a hook at one end and a fool on the other. 
Samuel Johnson Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.
 Dave Barry The fishing … Continue reading

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