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Catch of the Day: Fish Jokes

What part of a fish weighs the most?It’s scales! What kind of money do fishermen make? Net profits! What is the fastest fish in the sea? The one that got away! What did the magician say to the fisherman? Pick … Continue reading

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Why Don’t Sharks Attack Lawyers? Fish Jokes

Professional courtesy! Why did Batman and Robin stop fishing together? Robin ate all the worms! What do you call a fish with no eye? Fsh! What did the fish say when he swam in to a wall? Damn! What do … Continue reading

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