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Quotes for Father’s Day

Happy Fathers’ Day! A two year old is kind of like have a blender, but you don’t have a top for it. Jerry Seinfeld. Having children is like living in a frat house-nobody sleeps, everything’s broken, and there’s a lot … Continue reading

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Quotes About Fathers For Fathers

Hey! Don’t forget it is Fathers’ Day this weekend! Success has many fathers but failure is an orphan. Albanian Proverb Sometimes the poorest man leaves his children the richest inheritance. Ruth E. Renkel My mother protected me from the world … Continue reading

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Thank You, Bill Cosby, for Setting the Bar So High!

Gee. Really? Happy Fathers Day! Shhhh!!!! Do not tell my kids this! Mirth in a Box sells fun and usual care packages and gifts.

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Daddy Dearest: Fathers’ Day Quotes

Human beings are the only creatures on Earth that allow their children to come back home. Bill Cosby Children are a great comfort in your old age. And they help you reach it faster too. Lionel Kauffman By the time … Continue reading

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Daddy Oh! Quotes About Fathers

Mirth in a Box unearthed a treasure trove of Fathers Day quotes: My father hated radio and he could not wait for television to be invented so that he could hate that too. Peter De Vries A father carries pictures … Continue reading

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Comedians on Fathers and Fatherhood

After your siblings suck all the joy out of the room with their sappy Hallmark cards and Rod McKuen poems, drop a couple of these one-liners. She got her looks from her Father. He’s a plastic surgeon. Groucho Marx Fatherhood … Continue reading

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Fore! Golf Quotes

Golf is a good walk spoiled. Mark Twain  I’m not feeling very well – I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course! Groucho Marx  While playing golf today I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake. Henny … Continue reading

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