Tag Archives: Erma Bombeck

My Favorite Quotes About Halloween

Acting is like a Halloween mask that you put on. River Phoenix Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night. Steve Almond On Halloween parents send their kids out looking like me. Rodney Dangerfield Studio 54 made Halloween … Continue reading

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A Dozen Funny Quotes About Mothers

When your mother asks, ‘Do you want a piece of advice?’ it is a mere formality. It doesn’t matter if you answer yes or no. You’re going to get it anyway. Erma Bombeck I told my mother-in-law that my house … Continue reading

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Christmas Cheer: Funny Christmas Quotes From Your Favorite Comedians

I bought my brother some gift wrap for Christmas. I took it to the gift wrap departmentand told them to wrap it, but in a different print so he would know when to stop unwrapping. Steven Wright No self-respecting mother … Continue reading

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Ahhh! Gotta Love These Quotes About Families!

I look forward to filling our house with family all year long….and then I long for a good nights sleep. Marry an orphan: you’ll never have to spend boring holidays with the in-laws. George Carlin If you don’t believe in ghosts, you’ve … Continue reading

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Football Quotes

If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. Erma Bombeck Football players, like prostitutes, are in the business of ruining their bodies for the pleasure of strangers.  Merle Kessler The reason women … Continue reading

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8 Fun Quotes Aboout Babies

It seems as if everyone I know is having a baby! How many baby showers have you been to this past year? We spend the first 12 months of our children’s lives teaching them to walk and talk, and the … Continue reading

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4th of July Quotes!

We must be free not because we claim freedom, but because we practice it.  William Faulkner There is nothing wrong with America that cannot be cured by what is right with America.  William J. Clinton How often we fail to … Continue reading

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Mirth, Merriment, Hilarity and Har-De-Har: Quotes About Laughing

Don’t let the long, cold winter snuff out your sense of humor! I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose. Woody Allen When humor goes, there goes civilization. Erma Bombeck Laughter is the tonic, the … Continue reading

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Barking Up The Family Tree: Quotes about Grandparents

Ahhhhhhh. How wonderful to have grandparents. These are some of my favorite quotes about the older generation. Do you have a favorite? The best baby-sitters, of course, are the baby’s grandparents. You feel completely comfortable entrusting your baby to them … Continue reading

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Eat, Drink and Be Scary: My Favorite Quotes About Halloween

Seven more days until halloween…but who’s counting? Acting is like a Halloween mask that you put on. River Phoenix Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night. Steve Almond Studio 54 made Halloween in Hollywood look … Continue reading

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