Tag Archives: Emo Philips

One Liners About Toys From My Favorite Comedians

I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio. Rodney Dangerfield I don’t think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear in my crib. Woody Allen Little girls love dolls. … Continue reading

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Games! Tis the Season! Quotes About Games

My number one favorite thing to do over the holidays is play games…followed closely by eating while playing games. It is impossible to win gracefully at chess. No man has yet said “Mate!” in a voice which failed to sound … Continue reading

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