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Fangs for the Vampire Jokes!

Why did the vampire subscribe to the NY Times? Because he heard it had a great circulation! What did the vampire order at the bar? A Bloody Mary! Why does the vampire need cold medicine? For his coffin! Why are … Continue reading

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Dracula’s October 31st To Do List

Count Dracula knows that for some vampires, Halloween can suck. Inefficiency drives the count batty so to prevent his favorite holiday from being a pain in the neck and to make his night run smoothly and efficiently, he plans carefully. … Continue reading

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