Tag Archives: Demetri Martin

Candy is Dandy! 5 Great Quotes About Candy

As Halloween gets closer my sweet tooth gets sharper! A lot of people like lollipops.  I don’t like lollipops. To me, a lollipop is hard candy plus garbage. I don’t need a handle. Just give me the candy. Demetri Martin … Continue reading

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Is That Glass Half Empty or Half Full?

My friend Brian Bish recently got on a positivity kick. While scouting out optimism on the internet, I found plenty of references to “Is your glass half empty or half full?“. Here were some of my favorites: I guess I … Continue reading

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