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Stormy Weather? Read On!

Has a bit of rain got you down? A rainy day is the perfect time for a walk in the woods. Rachel Carson It always rains on tents. Rainstorms will travel thousands of miles, against prevailing winds for the opportunity … Continue reading

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8 Fun Quotes Aboout Babies

It seems as if everyone I know is having a baby! How many baby showers have you been to this past year? We spend the first 12 months of our children’s lives teaching them to walk and talk, and the … Continue reading

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I’m Loving My Dog Today! Funny Dog Quotes

Boy, do I love having a dog! Anybody who doesn’t know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. Franklin P. Jones Don’t accept your dog’s admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.  Ann Landers Life is like a dog … Continue reading

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Candy is Dandy! 5 Great Quotes About Candy

As Halloween gets closer my sweet tooth gets sharper! A lot of people like lollipops.  I don’t like lollipops. To me, a lollipop is hard candy plus garbage. I don’t need a handle. Just give me the candy. Demetri Martin … Continue reading

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Oh Buoy! Tackling Fish Quotes!

Reel funny! A fishing pole is a stick with a hook at one end and a fool on the other. 
Samuel Johnson Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.
 Dave Barry The fishing … Continue reading

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Quotes for Dog Lovers

I’ve been knee deep in dogs lately and loving it (they are sleeping right now). Here’s a apt lines about dogs from some of my favorite funny people: You can say any fool thing to a dog, and the dog … Continue reading

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Let The Good Times Roll: Summer Camp Here We Come!

Finally! It’s time for summer camp! Deep summer is when laziness finds respectability. Sam Keen Camping: Nature’s way of promoting the motel industry. Dave Barry What happens around the campfire, stays around the campfire. Unknown Mirth in a Box sells … Continue reading

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7 Timely Quotes About Taxes

I’ve filed my extension. How about you? It would be nice if we could all pay our taxes with a smile, but normally cash is required. Anonymous I shall never use profanity except in discussing house rent and taxes . … Continue reading

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Bigger Snacks Mean Bigger Slacks and Other Diet Quotes

Ugh. Take away my Doritos and I’m miserable. Misery loves company so I’ve compiled a few appropriate quotes about diets: I lied on my Weight Watchers list.  I put down that I had 3 eggs… but they were Cadbury chocolate … Continue reading

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Skiing Quotes: Going Down Hill Fast

For all our friends who like to ski! The sport of skiing consists of wearing three thousand dollars’ worth of clothes and equipment and driving two hundred miles in the snow in order to stand around at a bar and … Continue reading

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