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Which New Years Resolution is Always in the Top Ten?

Posted on January 3, 2013 by Gay Gasser

Quitting smoking!!!! It is so easy to toss that pack of cigarettes after you’ve had a bottle of champagne, a pound of turkey and endless chocolates. All you want to do is go to bed. Once morning comes and you … Continue reading →

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What is the Second Most Common New Year’s Resolution?

Posted on January 2, 2013 by Gay Gasser

You probably guessed it-Exercise! It certainly seems like a good idea after 5 glasses of champagne. Do any of these quotes caption how you feel about exercise on January 2nd? My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit. Phyllis … Continue reading →

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What is the Number One News Year’s Resolution?

Posted on January 1, 2013 by Gay Gasser

Dieting! Here’s what a few of our favorite comedians have to say about that well-worn topic: The only time to eat diet food is while you’re waiting for the steak to cook. Julia Child My wife is a light eater. … Continue reading →

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Funny Christmas Quotes

Posted on December 21, 2012 by Gay Gasser

The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn’t for any religious reasons. They couldn’t find three wise men and a virgin. Jay Leno Christmas carols always brought tears to my eyes. … Continue reading →

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Comedians on Santa Claus

Posted on December 14, 2012 by Gay Gasser

Here’s some Ho Ho Ho for your holiday season: Let’s be naughty and save Santa the trip. Gary Allan There are three stages of man: he believes in Santa Claus; he does not believe in Santa Claus; he is Santa … Continue reading →

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Funny Thanksgiving Quotes

Posted on November 16, 2012 by Gay Gasser

According to Reba McEntire, “To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone. We agree. Here’s some zingers to help you through Thanksgiving Dinner: Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday. People travel thousands of … Continue reading →

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Thanksgiving Day Dinner: Gobble and Oink!

Posted on November 2, 2012 by Gay Gasser

Irv Kupcinet once said, “An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day.” Probably true. I consider myself to be an optimist. In fact I’ll have my glass half-filled all day with highly caloric beverages. Thanksgiving, … Continue reading →

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Lenny Bruce Quotes

Posted on October 5, 2012 by Gay Gasser

Lenny Bruce (1925-1966) paved the way for modern comedians. His edgy comedy criticized religion and politics and was laced with sexual content. Convicted of obscenity in 1964, he was posthumously pardoned. Here are a few of his tamer classic quotes: … Continue reading →

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Pithy Political Quotes

Posted on September 28, 2012 by Gay Gasser

Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke. Will Rogers The problem is that the people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the people who are most certain of them. Bill Maher … Continue reading →

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Rita Rudner Quotes

Posted on August 31, 2012 by Gay Gasser

I don’t plan to grow old gracefully. I plan to have face-lifts until my ears meet. I got kicked out of ballet class because I pulled a groin muscle. It wasn’t mine. (Did you know she was a dancer before … Continue reading →

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