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Joan Rivers: Beauty is Skin Deep!

Can we talk? Joan Rivers at her best: I don’t exercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor. I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them. The first time … Continue reading

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Steven Wright-The New King of One Liners

This guy always makes me laugh….after a double take. The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard. When everything is coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane. The early bird gets the worm, but the … Continue reading

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Great Galaxies! Bill Nye the Science Guy on ‘Dancing With The Stars’?

Did Bill Nye think ‘Dancing With The Stars’ was an astronomy show? Nope! According to Wikipedia (and other sources), Dr Nye is an ‘avid swing dancer’. Seriously! AND I read that this is not his first appearance on a TV … Continue reading

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Acting: It’s No Joke!

How do you get an actor off your front porch? Pay him for the pizza! What’s the most dangerous thing in a community theater? An actor with a power tool! How many actors does it take to change a light … Continue reading

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Why Louis CK Can Make a Living as a Comedian

Couldn’t resist sharing a few of my favorite Louis CK lines: Kids are like buckets of disease that live in your house. The meal is not over when I’m full. The meal is over when I hate myself. I’m not … Continue reading

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Survival Guides For Ants: When Anteaters Attack by Alex Berg

AUGH! An Anteater Is Attacking My Colony! First off- calm down. Yes, anteaters are wily, and yes, they do eat ants, but there are ants that have met anteaters and lived to tell the tale. Several of us wrote this … Continue reading

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Erma Bombeck- Oh Mother!

Erma Bombeck always saw the humor in the everyday mishaps of family life! Never have more children than you have car windows. All of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with … Continue reading

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A Gargoyle Applies for a Job as a Night Watchman

M. Firebrand: Hi, thanks for having me. M. Salopard: According to your resume the pleasure is all mine, Monsieur…. M. Firebrand: Firebrand. M. Salopard: M. Firebrand. Of course. Let’s begin the interview, shall we? Tell me, M. Firebrand- why have … Continue reading

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Jonathan Winters Quotes

Jonathan Winters could always make me laugh. I couldn’t wait for success, so I went ahead without it.  God is in my head, but the devil is in my pants. Nothing is impossible. Some things are just less likely than … Continue reading

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Pirate MD: Do You Have Scurvy?

Diseases affect pirates of all ages, backgrounds, and from all walks of life- in the Atlantic Ocean alone, there are approximately 5 million new cases of pirate-related diseases (PRDs) every year. Getting the facts about PRDs is becoming increasingly important. … Continue reading

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