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Cupid’s Pre-Valentine’s Day To Do List

1. Buy spare pair of Spanx 2. Bleach new diaper 3. Dry clean wings 4. Dermatologist’s appt to have mole removed from butt 5. Order case of liquid Viagra from Pfizer 6. Call to make full body wax appointment 7. Confirm interview with … Continue reading

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How to Treat A Vampire Bite

Years ago Alex Berg was temporarily unemployed and he wrote and wrote and wrote. Thanks for this post, Alex! Each year, nearly 8,000 people receive vampire bites in the United States. Even a bite from a so-called “harmless” vampire (or … Continue reading

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Should You Have Caffeine When You’re Studying?

 Thanks to Bryan Leeds, cofounder of Viter Energy for this informative post! Growing up I never had coffee. I hated the taste. Even growing up in Seattle, the mecca of Starbucks, I managed to avoid coffee and caffeine throughout high school. … Continue reading

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6 Great Quotes About College

There isn’t a child who hasn’t gone out into the brave new world who eventually doesn’t return to the old homestead carrying a bundle of dirty clothes.  Art Buchwald Without education we are in a horrible and deadly danger of … Continue reading

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Get an A+ in Study Posture!

Improper posture for prolonged periods of time while studying (or playing video games!) can cause a host of physiological problems including neck & back pain, brain fog, heart disease, varicose veins and even increased insulin levels. Tips for improving your … Continue reading

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Mug Cake Recipes: Some Easy, Some Not, All Delicious!

It took me a minute or two to grasp the concept of a mug cake. These tasty treats evolved from the popularity of cupcakes. Some true genius decided to create a one person cake that could be mixed and microwaved … Continue reading

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Excuse Presented to Teacher for a Tardy Assignment By Rube Goldberg, Age 12

Alex Berg circa 2006 Dear Mrs. Smathersby, Please excuse the tardiness of this assignment. I understand that you are a stern taskmaster, and I did not mean to take your deadline of “Tuesday, before recess” lightly. However, I feel it … Continue reading

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What Does the Dyslexic Cow Say? Yoga Jokes!

Ommmmmmmmm! Why doesn’t the yogi use a vacuum cleaner on his rug? Too many attachments! How does a yogi prepare her chickens for dinner? Nothing special. She just tells them they are going to die. What does yoga meditation and … Continue reading

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Ta Da! Movie Night College Care Package

Curtain up, light the lights! Applause builds……. Mirth in a Box presents Movie Night College Care Package! Make a stay at home night a party night with this fun box filled with plenty of popcorn and munchies, a coffee mug adorned … Continue reading

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Pithy Polish Proverbs

A few Polish proverbs for our out-of-sight-but not out-of-mind Jack of All Trades, Aggie: The woman cries before the wedding and the man after. When the woman gets off the wagon, horses have an easier time The only free cheese … Continue reading

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