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A+ Architect Jokes

A friend asked why I never had any jokes about architects. A quick look on the internet and I found reams of architectural anecdotes. Who would have thought? How many architects does it take to screw in a light bulb? … Continue reading

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Candy is Dandy! 5 Great Quotes About Candy

As Halloween gets closer my sweet tooth gets sharper! A lot of people like lollipops.  I don’t like lollipops. To me, a lollipop is hard candy plus garbage. I don’t need a handle. Just give me the candy. Demetri Martin … Continue reading

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Fangs for the Bat Jokes!

Stick these in your belfry: What do you call a little bat? A battle! What is the best way to hold a bat? By its handle! What did one bat say to the other bat? Let’s go out for a … Continue reading

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The Ghosts of Varenna, Italy

Great Ceasar’s Ghost! OK. Not really, but at the Castello di Vezio in Varenna, Italy there are almost a dozen life-sized ghosts hanging around the castle. These ghosts are made every spring from gauze covered with a chalk mixture (hey, … Continue reading

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Get an A+ in Study Posture!

Improper posture for prolonged periods of time while studying (or playing video games!) can cause a host of physiological problems including neck & back pain, brain fog, heart disease, varicose veins and even increased insulin levels. Tips for improving your … Continue reading

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Recognizing the Symptoms of Empty Nest Disorder

Has your child recently left for college? Have you noticed an empty laundry basket? A full refrigerator? A quiet house? the plunger stays under the sink? You may be suffering from the “Empty Nest Disorder“! Here are some of the … Continue reading

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A Dozen Egg-cellent Egg Jokes

These cracked me up! How do comedians like their eggs? Funny side up! What do you call a mischievous egg? A practical yolker! What day do eggs hate most? Fry-day! What sport are the eggs good at? Running! Why is … Continue reading

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International Pi Day Need Some Love…and A Few Math Jokes

International Pi Day, March 14, was started by one of my favorite museums, The Exploratorium in San Francisco to celebrate the never-ending and always fascinating mathematical symbol, Pi. Read all about it on the Exploratorium’s Brief History of Pi page. … Continue reading

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Got Chemistry? We’ve Got Some Jokes!

We are in our element with these Chemistry jokes: A photon checks into a hotel and the porter asks him if he has any luggage. The photon replies: “No, I’m traveling light.” An electron is driving down a motorway, and … Continue reading

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A Few Camel Jokes to Smooth Out Your Hump Day

Whoa! I had a very hard time finding ‘suitable for Prime Time’ camels jokes. I must have sifted through dozens to come up with these…so don’t judge too harshly: What do you call a camel without a hump? Humphrey (Hump-free-get … Continue reading

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