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Tender Christmas Quotes

Mirth in a Box wishes everyone a MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!! A lovely thing about Christmas is that it’s compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. Garrison Keillor Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree.  In … Continue reading

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Christmas Cheer: Funny Christmas Quotes From Your Favorite Comedians

I bought my brother some gift wrap for Christmas. I took it to the gift wrap departmentand told them to wrap it, but in a different print so he would know when to stop unwrapping. Steven Wright No self-respecting mother … Continue reading

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Blue Christmas!? Jokes to Cheer You Up!

Feeling glum, Chum? The holidays can do that. You’re not the only one: Why was Santa so sad? He didn’t believe in himself! Was was the snowman so sad? He was bi-polar! Why was the Christmas tree so sad? She … Continue reading

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Tender Times: Holiday Quotes

I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up – they have no holidays. Henny Youngman If I were a medical man, I should prescribe a holiday to any patient who considered his work important. Bertrand Russell Time for … Continue reading

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The Top Ten Best Christmas Jokes Ever!

These are my favorites: Why doesn’t Santa Claus buy Christmas Seals? He doesn’t know what to feed them! What’s the best thing to give your parents for Christmas? A list of everything you want! What nationality is Santa Claus? North Polish! … Continue reading

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Elves! We’re Not Laughing At You, We’re Laughing With You! Short Jokes

What do elves use to make sandwiches? Shortbread!  What did the reindeer say when he saw an elf? Nothing, reindeers can’t talk! What do Santa’s elves do after school? Their gnomework! Where do you find elves? 
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How to Make Sure Your Yankee Swap Doesn’t Suck!

When was the last time you went to a Yankee Swap aka Holiday Gift Exchange aka Dirty Santa Swap aka White Elephant Exchange ? Thumbs up or down? If you live in the United States, you’ve been subjected to a Yankee … Continue reading

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These Reindeer Jokes Will Sleigh You!

What do reindeer say before telling you a joke ? This one will sleigh you ! Why do reindeer have fur coats? Because they would look silly in Polar fleece jackets! Why don’t you find many reindeer in the zoo? … Continue reading

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Barking Up The Family Tree: Quotes about Grandparents

Ahhhhhhh. How wonderful to have grandparents. These are some of my favorite quotes about the older generation. Do you have a favorite? The best baby-sitters, of course, are the baby’s grandparents. You feel completely comfortable entrusting your baby to them … Continue reading

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Quotes About Everyone’s Favorite Relative: Grandma!

Ahhhhh! Who doesn’t love a grandma? Grandma always made you feel she had been waiting to see just you all day and now the day was complete. Marcy DeMaree As I learned from growing up, you don’t mess with your … Continue reading

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