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Christmas Cheer: Jokes Safe Enough for the Entire Family
Why does Scrooge love Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer? Because every buck is dear to him! Who delivers Christmas presents to pets? Santa Paws! What’s the most popular Christmas wine? “I don’t like Brussels sprouts!” What do you get if you … Continue reading
Stocking Stuffer Ideas for Men Who Haven’t Grown Up
Need to fill a stocking for a man who has a good sense of humor….or man who thinks he has a sense of humor? May we suggest: A Bullshit Button, Fire Ants Candies, You’re a Winner Bottle Opener or a … Continue reading
Christmas Day Ruined by Dyslexic Mother’s Gaff
Fairfield, CT The local psychiatric walk-in clinic was flooded with clients after a misguided mother’s volunteerism went horribly wrong. Hannah Spelt wrote “From Satan” instead of “From Santa” while wrapping gifts for the local Toys for Tots chapter. Some children … Continue reading
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Santa Reconsiders Moving His Workshops to Bonita Bocca, FL
Top Ten Reasons to Stay in North Pole and Forgo Florida: No Wal-Mart for 1500 miles Bulky clothes will hide my fat No annoying seagulls Always easy to find a free parking spot My beard hides my double (and … Continue reading
Santa Considers Moving His Workshops to Bonita Bocca, FL.
Santa Considers Moving His Workshops to Bonita Bocca, FL Top Ten Reasons to Move to Florida: Walmart on every corner No more bulky clothes that make me look fat No more annoying polar bears Sleigh is difficult to drive and … Continue reading
Upper West Sider’s Politically Correct Holiday Dinner Menu
Upper West Sider’s Politically Correct Holiday Dinner Menu Try this sumptuous meal for your next holiday feast. Comfort food in the truest sense of the word- you needn’t feel any remorse over how your food was raised, harvested, killed,transported, cooked … Continue reading
The History Of Gift Giving by Steve Jones
Guest Post from Steve Jones of The Sticks Improv. Recently we asked on Twitter for some guest bloggers and Steve Jones promptly sent us this thought-provoking piece: The History Of Gift Giving by Steve Jones I am something of a … Continue reading
Anne Weinrod’s Christmas Shopping List
Anne Weinrod’s Very Carefully Considered Christmas Shopping List Here’s what Anne Weinrod is getting for her family for Christmas from Mirth(Shhhhhh!): For the soon-to-be father: Buzz Bites (caffeinated chocolate candies) Perky Jerky (caffeinated beef jerky) “How to Traumatize Your Children” … Continue reading
Holiday Meltdown Quiz
Are You Headed for a Holiday Meltdown? Everyone acknowledges that the holidays brim with stressors that can trigger misery, discord or agitation. Many professionals suggest making detailed to do lists, getting quality sleep, rehearsing reactions to stressful situations, frequently … Continue reading
