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Elf Jokes: Naughty and Nice

Why aren’t there more jokes about elves around? Because they are short tempered! Groan! Here are a few I found: What do you call an elf who sings? A wrapper! Why are Santa’s helpers depressed? They have low elf esteem! … Continue reading

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12 Days of Christmas Jokes

What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas? It’s Christmas, Eve! Which Christmas present can’t be beat? A broken drum! Why do Dasher and Dancer get to take coffee breaks while the other reindeers are working? … Continue reading

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Christmas Jokes: Ho Ho Ho and Ha Ha Ha!

What did one Christmas tree say to the other Christmas tree?
 I really go fir you! What did Santa say when his sack of presents misbehaved?
 Toys will be toys! What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve? 
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Sixteen Super Sassy Santa Jokes

Why does Santa have 3 gardens? So he can ho-ho-ho! Why don’t you ever see Santa Claus in hospital? He has private elf care! Why doesn’t Santa smoke his pipe any more? It’s bad for his elf! What does Santa call … Continue reading

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Last Minute Christmas Jokes!

Why did the gingerbread man go to the doctor? He was feeling crummy! What did the gingerbread man put on his bed? A cookie sheet! What is the best thing to put in to a Christmas cookie? Your teeth! What … Continue reading

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Have A Very Merry Christmas: 7 Funny Quotes

I stopped believing in Santa when my mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked  for my autograph. Shirley Temple Next to a circus there aint nothing that packs up and tears out faster than … Continue reading

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Sticking it to the Man: Santa Claus Jokes

Somehow it doesn’t make sense to poke fun of the guy who, you hope, is going to take the time to fly to your house, climb down your chimney and fill your Christmas stockings with presents. However, we are willing … Continue reading

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Funny Christmas Quotes

The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn’t for any religious reasons. They couldn’t find three wise men and a virgin. Jay Leno Christmas carols always brought tears to my eyes. … Continue reading

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Christmas Cheer: Jokes Safe Enough for the Entire Family

Why does Scrooge love Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer? Because every buck is dear to him! Who delivers Christmas presents to pets? Santa Paws! What’s the most popular Christmas wine? “I don’t like Brussels sprouts!” What do you get if you … Continue reading

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