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Dentists! Take These Without Novocain!
Warning: Only mock your dentist behind his back! Remember “Marathon Man”? What does the dentist of the year get? A little plaque. Wife: Has your tooth stopped hurting yet?Husband: I don’t know. The dentist kept it. What did the tooth … Continue reading
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Tagged boarding shcool, brace, camp, care packages, college, dentist, get well gift, humor, jokes, Mirth in a Box, orthodontist
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Financial Funnies: Banker Jokes
Who ever said bankers don’t have a sense of humor? Oh wait, these jokes are ABOUT bankers, not written BY bankers. Never mind. How does one make a million dollars in the stock market? Start with two million dollars! What’s … Continue reading
Decoding Real Estate Ad Terms
Ah the spring! As soon as the first daffodil blooms, the open houses begin. Here’s a helpful guide to deciphering those flowery real estate ads: Rustic Charm- snakes under the porch Build Sweat Equity – house is not inhabitable Quiet … Continue reading
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Tagged build your own custom gift box, care packages, college, humor, Mirth in a Box, real estate, real estate ads, realtors
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Taxes! Quotes & Quips!
T. S. Eliot begins best known poem, “The Wasteland” with, ‘April is the cruellest month…’ . No, he wasn’t referring to Tax Day in the US of A, but if it weren’t for the abundance of spring flowers we might … Continue reading
What Does An Accountant Do to Liven Up a Party?
Not show up! OUCH! Well. I’m guessing by these jokes that accountants are not know for their senses of humor. Come on, CPA’s! Prove me wrong! When does a person decide to become an accountant? When he realizes that he … Continue reading
Del Close Marathon 2013 Dates!
Rumor has it that the Del Close Marathon will forever now, until someone changes it, run during the last weekend of June. This is hearsay, but let’s hope it is true. I remember this 3 day comedy weekend being as … Continue reading
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Tagged 2013 dates, camp, care packages, college, comedy, comedy information, Del Close Marathon, funny and unusual gifts, humor, long form improv, Mirth in a Box, UCB Theatre
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Orangutan Group Starts Class Action Law Suit Against Bill Maher
Primates & Orangutans Organize for Pride (POOP) have filed libel charges against Bill Maher for suggesting, based solely on similarity of hair color, that Donald Trump might be a love child of an orangutan. Though one of the most intelligent … Continue reading
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Tagged April Fools Day, Bill Maher, build your own custom gift box, camp care package, care packages, college, Donald Trump, humor, joke, law suit, Mirth in a Box, orangutan
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National Doctors’ Day March 30th
Did you know that in the early 1990’s President George Bush officially declared March 30th National Doctors’ Day? So Saturday is the day to pat your favorite doctor on the back. At Mirth in a Box we are pleased to present … Continue reading
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Tagged build your own custom gift box, care packages, doctor jokes, get well gift basket, henny youngman, how to cheer up a sick friend, Joan Rivers, jokes, medical humor, medical school, Mirth in a Box, national doctor day, one liners, Rodney Dangerfield, unique gift ideas
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Joan Rivers on Doctors
I had a cold and my doctor recommended coffee enemas. I can never go back to Starbucks… You know you’ve reached middle age when you’re cautioned to slow down by your doctor, instead of by the police. You know it’s … Continue reading
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Tagged care packages, doctor jokes, funny, get well gift basket, how to cheer up a sick friend, humor, Joan Rivers, jokes, medical humor, Mirth in a Box, quotes
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Irish Proverbs
Proverb [PORHvurb] noun- A short pithy saying in frequent and widespread use that expresses a basic truth or practical precept. You’ve got to do your own growing, no matter how tall your grandfather was. It is better to spend money like … Continue reading
