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Acting: It’s No Joke!

How do you get an actor off your front porch? Pay him for the pizza! What’s the most dangerous thing in a community theater? An actor with a power tool! How many actors does it take to change a light … Continue reading

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Knock Knock! Who’s There? Bacon. Bacon Who?

Bacon a cake for your birthday! Knock Knock! Who’s there? Omelet. Omelet who? Omelet smarter than I look! Knock Knock! Who’s there? Ice Cream Ice cream who? Ice cream every time I see a ghost Knock Knock! Who’s there? Doughnut. … Continue reading

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