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Celebrating Coffee International Coffee Day!

Did you know that September 29th is International Coffee Day? I have never needed a reason to start my day with a cup, or two, of coffee. Not wanting to be a party pooper I plan to celebrate Coffee Day … Continue reading

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Revenge is Sweet:Little Miss Muffet’s Favorite Spider Jokes

Little Miss Muffet is now in her sixties and an accomplished furniture  designer. Thanks to years of intense behavioral therapy, she is no longer an arachniphobe; in fact she relishes mocking anything with 8 legs. We thought we’d ask Ms … Continue reading

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What Does the Dyslexic Cow Say? Yoga Jokes!

Ommmmmmmmm! Why doesn’t the yogi use a vacuum cleaner on his rug? Too many attachments! How does a yogi prepare her chickens for dinner? Nothing special. She just tells them they are going to die. What does yoga meditation and … Continue reading

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First Year at College: A Care Package Created Just for Freshman!

Light seeps under the dorm room door. It’s past midnight. Your first born’s stomach mews pathetically for food. The tiny rented refrigerator is empty. Without warning, whitewashed recollections of home and family overwhelm your child. He reaches for his phone … Continue reading

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Thinking About Moving in to a Sorority House? 4 Reasons Why You Should!

Regina Gasser (my niece!) sums up why she found living in a sorority house pretty darn nice. Sororities aren’t for everyone. They can be loud, will demand lots of your time & attention, and can sometimes get messy (much like kids). Part … Continue reading

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Oh No! More Knock Knock Jokes!

Knock Knock! Who’s there? Amos. Amos who? A mosquito just bit me! Knock Knock! Who’s there ! Catskills ! Catskills who? Catskills mice! Knock Knock! Who’s there? Hewlett. Hewlett who? Who let all those mosquitos in? Knock Knock! Who’s there? … Continue reading

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