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I’ve Fallen and I Can’t Giddy Up! Horse Jokes

What did the horse say when it fell? I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup! How long should a horse’s legs be? Long enough to reach the ground! What do you ask a sad horse? Why the long face? Did you … Continue reading

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Mouth-Watering Recipes For Water Moccasins

The following recipes were taken from Snake Bites: Forkfuls For Forked Tongues, by A. Piscivorus; Reptile Publishing Syndicate (1983). Edited by Alex Berg. Rat- Stuffed Rat Ingredients 1/4 cup ground rat 2 tablespoons chopped fresh parsley 2 tablespoons finely chopped … Continue reading

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Revenge is Sweet:Little Miss Muffet’s Favorite Spider Jokes

Little Miss Muffet is now in her sixties and an accomplished furniture  designer. Thanks to years of intense behavioral therapy, she is no longer an arachniphobe; in fact she relishes mocking anything with 8 legs. We thought we’d ask Ms … Continue reading

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Jack Benny One Liners

Jack Benny was known for his dry wit. He often punctuated his stand up show with short riffs from his ubiquitous violin. Here are some of my favorites: Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don’t … Continue reading

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An Interview with a Water Buffalo by Alex Berg

The following interview was conducted on behalf of the United Water Buffalo Council, an organization dedicated to preserving the rich history and culture of this magnificent creature. First off, thanks for taking the time to sit down with us. My … Continue reading

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Super Duper Collection of Knock Knock Jokes

Need an endless supply of Knock Knock Jokes? Here are links to all the Knock Knock jokes we’ve posted between Jan 2013 and August 2013 (don’t judge!): Knock Knock Jokes for the Happy Camper  Oh No! More Knock Knock Jokes … Continue reading

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Magic Eight Balls: Distractions and Diversions

Lab Notes: Many people spend their lives searching for answers. They turn to drugs or alcohol, snacks or crack, Tarot cards and crystals, palm readers and  phrenologists, astrology, and even psychiatry. Here at Mirth in a Box we have always … Continue reading

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Having a Picnic with Knock Knock Jokes!

Knock Knock! Who’s there? Falafel. Falafel who? Falafel my bike & cut my knee! (this one’s for you, Adel!) Knock Knock! Who’s there? Catsup. Catsup who? Catsup on the roof. Should I bring him down? Knock Knock! Who’s there? Clara. … Continue reading

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Proverbs From India: Will the Crow, after Bathing, Become a Stork?

What the heck does “Will the crow, after bathing, become a stork?” mean(if you find out, do let me know)? Don’t have time to spend a month on an ashram? Or even an hour contemplating your navel? Here’s a few … Continue reading

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A Country Can be Judged by the Quality of its Proverbs? Let’s Judge!

A proverb is a short popular saying of unknown origin that expresses a commonplace truth or belief.  Can you guess which country birthed this telling proverb above? No idea? I could not read that little adage without looking up some … Continue reading

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