Tag Archives: Bob Hope

Birthday Wishes for your Middle Aged Friends!

We thought these quotes might take the sting out of that “significant” birthday: “Middle age is when work is a lot less fun and fun is a lot more work.”  -Unknown “Middle age is when you still believe you’ll feel better … Continue reading

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Bbbye Bye! Quotes About Money

April 15th. Sigh. The hardest thing to understand in the world is the income tax. Albert Einstein Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets. Ronald Reagan I love to go to Washington-if only to be near my … Continue reading

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Pucker Up! Quotes About Kissing

Just in time for Valentines Day! People who throw kisses are mighty hopelessly lazy. Bob Hope I’d luv to kiss ya, but I just washed my hair. Bette Davis A kiss without a hug is like a flower without the fragrance. … Continue reading

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The 10 Funniest Quotes About Golf

These are my favorites. What are your? Golf is a good walk spoiled. Mark Twain If I’m on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants to play through, let him. Bob Hope If you think … Continue reading

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Bob Hope: Comedic Centarian!

I consider Bob Hope to be an expert on aging. Not only did he live to celebrate his 100th birthday, he was still able to crack jokes up until he died. Anne and I both have birthdays this month. Yes, … Continue reading

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Pucker Up! Quotes About Kissing

Have you ever paid for a kiss? Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves. Albert Einstein A legal kiss is never as good as a stolen … Continue reading

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The Sleeping Fox Catches No Poultry and Other Quotes About Laziness!

I broke a sweat coming up with these quotes about laziness so enjoy them! Last week I helped my friend stay put. It’s a lot easier than helping someone move. I just went over to his house and made sure … Continue reading

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