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I’ve Fallen and I Can’t Giddy Up! Horse Jokes

What did the horse say when it fell? I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup! How long should a horse’s legs be? Long enough to reach the ground! What do you ask a sad horse? Why the long face? Did you … Continue reading

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Charges Filed Cholesterol Testing Scandal

A grand jury indicted more than 50 overweight men in a covert nationwide sting aimed at uncovering wide spread fraud in cholesterol testing. Trying to avoid test results that could subject them to lifetime of high fiber foods and fish … Continue reading

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Jonathan Winters Quotes

Jonathan Winters could always make me laugh. I couldn’t wait for success, so I went ahead without it.  God is in my head, but the devil is in my pants. Nothing is impossible. Some things are just less likely than … Continue reading

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Saul Kripke’s Christmas List

A post by Alex Berg from his early years. We must note that Saul Kripke is Jewish (his father was a Rabbi). To all interested parties, I1 would be happy to receive any of the following items2 as Christmas gifts: … Continue reading

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