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How Many [You Fill in the Blank] Does it Take to Screw in a Light Bulb?

Wow. If only Thomas Edison knew there would be so many ways to change his little invention! How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A fish! How many safety inspectors does it take to change … Continue reading

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Did You Hear the One About the Molecular Biologist? Biology Jokes!

What did Gregor Mendel holler when he founded genetics? Woopea! What is the easiest way to determine the sex of a chromosome? ┬áPull down its genes! How many biologists does it take to change a light bulb? Four. One to … Continue reading

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