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Newly Discovered: Christopher Columbus’s Packing List

Recently a weathered document was uncovered at a tag sale in Spain. Scholars have concluded that it might be one of Christopher Columbus’s transatlantic packing lists. Since Columbus made 4 voyages across the Atlantic Ocean, we thought this list might … Continue reading

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Did You Hear the One About the Molecular Biologist? Biology Jokes!

What did Gregor Mendel holler when he founded genetics? Woopea! What is the easiest way to determine the sex of a chromosome?  Pull down its genes! How many biologists does it take to change a light bulb? Four. One to … Continue reading

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A Children’s Primer For Amoebas by Alex Berg

This blog post was resurrected from the deep well of Alex Berg’s old blog, Microanalysis. Thanks, Alex! You’re a life saver! A Children’s Primer for Amoebas See Moe. See Moe’s amorphous body form pseudopodia. Locomote using pseudopodia, Moe, locomote using … Continue reading

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My 6 Favorite Vegetable Gardening Quotes

My vegetable garden is a laughable mess of weeds, shade-stunted plants, and deer-eaten stumps. Next year! Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.  Doug Larson It’s difficult to think anything but … Continue reading

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Any Classics Majors Out There? We Need More Jokes!

Could only find a few jokes for Classics major but I thought these were classics(eh…not really):  A classics professor goes to a tailor to get his trousers mended. The tailor asks: “Euripides?” The professor replies: “Yes. Eumenides?” A Roman walks … Continue reading

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Pucker Up! 6 Classic Quotes About Hockey

The three important elements in hockey are: the forecheck, the backcheck and the paycheck. Gilbert Perreault All hockey players are bilingual. They know English and profanity. Gordie Howe I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game … Continue reading

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Skiing Quotes: Going Down Hill Fast

For all our friends who like to ski! The sport of skiing consists of wearing three thousand dollars’ worth of clothes and equipment and driving two hundred miles in the snow in order to stand around at a bar and … Continue reading

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