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Egyptologists Excavate Prehysterical Jokes!

Who did the Egyptologist visit when she had a pain in her back?  A Cairopractor!  Why did Cleopatra shun her therapist? Because she was the Queen of Denial! Cleopatra: I’d like to take a milk bath now. Attendant: Pasteurized? Cleopatra: … Continue reading

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Dig These:More Archaeologist Jokes!

These jokes are ancient! How did the ancient Romans cut their hair? With a pair of Caesars. Why did the archaeologist quit his job? Because his career in ruins! Why did Alexander the Great go to the dentist? To get … Continue reading

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Dusty, Dirty, Droll: Archaeology Jokes

Look at the archaeology jokes we dug up! These are so old they are ……. pre-hysterical! What do you get in a 5 star pyramid? A tomb with a view! What was the most popular children’s movie in ancient Greece? Troy … Continue reading

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