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Christmas Cheer: Funny Christmas Quotes From Your Favorite Comedians

I bought my brother some gift wrap for Christmas. I took it to the gift wrap departmentand told them to wrap it, but in a different print so he would know when to stop unwrapping. Steven Wright No self-respecting mother … Continue reading

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I’m Loving My Dog Today! Funny Dog Quotes

Boy, do I love having a dog! Anybody who doesn’t know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. Franklin P. Jones Don’t accept your dog’s admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.  Ann Landers Life is like a dog … Continue reading

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Quotes for Dog Lovers

I’ve been knee deep in dogs lately and loving it (they are sleeping right now). Here’s a apt lines about dogs from some of my favorite funny people: You can say any fool thing to a dog, and the dog … Continue reading

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Getting Older is Getting Better? Really?

Well aging is certainly a deep well of humor!  By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he’s too old to go anywhere. Billy Crystal We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had … Continue reading

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